No seriously, who in the right mind would ban smoking hooka in a dorm? or even having a beer? Damnit, i got my first warning, was caught

it was pretty exiting braking the "law" but anyhow, the resident director told that he will tear my head off and shit through my neck...now that hurt even imagining. but seriously, everyone whos in charge is trying to keep us students down, all ports of the internet locked (though i already broke that one) smoking, drinking is forbiden, anual checks for illegal items and so on and on, what the fuck seriously? ok i gotta go attend my punishment!